Dear Diary

So I have these friends that I go to class with. But some of them are kind of retarded. Case in point, three guys who I will not give names to since that is not important, came into the design room drunk and hung over before class. Of course as before I said they're all idiots so they were acting like boys and one goes to fart on another. So boy one goes to fart on boys two and ends up sitting on boy 2 and shitting his pants. Which sadly is the second time boy 1 had shit his pants during school ... in college. This is why women are doomed to not understand the men around them.