Dear Diary,
This is a true dialog between Tara and I.
Tara: Hey, Rebecca. I bet you won't eat your dinner without silverware at the banquet tonight.
Rebecca: I will if you will.
Tara: Pinky promise?
Rebecca: Pinky promise.
Star Wars-esque fade to 2 hours later.
Tara: What if it's something that would be super awkward to eat with our hands?
Rebecca: like mashed potatoes or jello?
Tara: yeah like something too liquid to pick up but to solid to drink.
Rebecca: Or pasta. Pasta would be bad. What would we do if it was spaghetti? Twirl the noodles areound our fingers and suck it off?
Tara: Hmmm...not so good.
Rebecca: Well we have to do it now. We pinky promised!
Fade to banquet
Tara has gone to wells to finish picking up after the other tournament.
Rebecca calls Tara
Rebecca: Hey Tara. Banquets started want me to get you a plate?
Rebecca's team has moved to sit with Kent State. Kent State did not know what was to happen when they invited the team to sit with them.
Tara: yeah get me whatever I'll be there in a bit.
Time passes and everyone is almost done eating. Rebecca is waiting for Tara.
Tara finally gets to the banquet sits down and finds a huge plate of spaghetti in front of her.
Tara: Hmm.. it's spaghetti. Great.
R: yep.
T: Are you sure you want to do this?
R: yep
T and R study how to eat spaghetti without silverware.
T and R pick up one breadstick in each hand and in a motion similar to tossing a salad scoop the spaghetti towards their mouths and take a great big bite.
5 minutes and half a plate of spaghetti later
Tara: I want silverware.
Rebecca: Nope you can't. You pinky promised.
Tara: What if I consede the point and say you win?
Rebecca: Nope
Tara: Pretty Pretty Pretty please?
Rebecca: Nope
Tara: I will love you forever.
Rebecca: and?
Tara: You win. I should have never doubted you would do this.
Rebecca: That's right, I do all kinds of crazy, embarrassing things. You should know this by now.
R hands T silverware
Tara: Thank you!
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I really shouldn't read your blog while sitting in the library.
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