Dear Diary,

Today was the worst day ever!

My monkeys screwed everything up. I don't know how. I gave them very clear instructions. And I got results that were beyond the worst thing I could have imagined. And they used up all my supplies. And the safety cabinet is broken. And I couldn't do test because the equipment was signed out.

Also, I took a test that may not have gone so well.

Had to throw away my tootsie pop to go in the lab.

Tara promised to make me a bomb and she didn't.

The cafeteria was closed when I got there.

I got blisters from wearing my cute but ill fitting shoes

I went out drinking and the only mix was flat diet coke so I didn't get drunk and now have a headache.

It snowed.

And I got a paper cut.

Also my NCAA bracket is now screwed over.

And Jesse refused to come see me.

Sad face. Very sad face.