Dear Diary,

So there was this chicken right. It was a brown chicken. A brown spotted chicken. Well the chicken turns to the duck, he was a white duck, and says duck have you heard this joke of mine.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch and the bartender says hey pirate do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your crotch and the pirate says Aaarrrr!! It's drivin' me nuts!

So that really has nothing to do with chickens at all does it?